Sunday, October 21, 2007

Lust, AUCTION

Thanks to the recent craze of "Lust, Caution", me and xue decided to film another R21 movie by the name of "Lust Auction". For this new upcoming movie production, me and xue would rotate our position as the story writer and director.

For the cast, we've decided to pick Stan??y Huang and Shu Q?, 'cause they are both WAY TOO SEXY! I believe with such cast, even if the movie is downright cheap or lame, there will still be high viewership. ... No?

Ok, i've even thought of the most important scene already!

I believe you guys know what attracted me in "Lust Caution"; it would have to be the armpit hair. So now, i have also an important scene in my latest production!!

Can this be disclosed??? Erm... I don't know!

Scene xx:

Xiao Shu
squatted on the toilet bowl with a lighted cigarette on her hand. As she took a
quick puff, someone knocked on the door vigorously.


"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING INSIDE?????? I TOLD YOU
NOT TO SMOKE RIGHT??? YOU BETTER COME OUT NOW!!!!"


Upon hearing this, Xiao Shu immediately threw the cigarette
butt into the toilet bowl and flush it away without further ado. She then opened
the door roughly and glared at Xiao Huang, while she started to scream her heads
off.


"I DIDN'T SMOKE OK! AND HEY PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE. GO AND LASER AWAY YOUR TATTOO CAN! THE BIG DRAGON AND SNAKES COMBINATION
IS REALLY VERY NAN KAN!"


Xiao Huang was totally pissed
off! "EH YOU, I WAS YELLING AT YOU FIRST OK! AND I ALSO FOUND OUT... YOU WENT
ONLINE TO DO WHAT KINDA AUCTION???"


Xiao Shu was so
traumatised at his words; how did he came to know about this? It has got to be
that e-mail from the auction site! Ahhh... DAMN!


"YOU
WANT TO KNOW WHAT AUCTION RIGHT... IS THIS KIND LAH!" And she pulled Xiao Huang
close to her and they LA JI.....


End of Scene xx.

Maybe this could be the ending, i dunno! Haaaaa i just simply love the scene when the female lead squat and smoke in the toilet. Ouh and Xue love the LA JI part; it's supposed to be her favorite! Others are just crap!

And yes, we need more investment to make this production come true. Please send us your chq or whatever cash money or paypal to us.

We thank you from the bottom of our heart.

If not, you can also support us by buying the movie tickets! Erm, thats if we can make our dream come true!!!! Wahahahaha~!

Oh yah, forgot to add on, we also have another Singaporean Version of the movie, cast already decided and i think they suited more for this movie. REALLY! But this, we are really unable to disclose yeah...

ASK ME OFFLINE LAH.

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