1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and point at you, saying: "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Will you marry me?"
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap.
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" and your wife arrives.
That's restriction from entering new markets.
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Joke of the day:-
I sent my boss a revised copy of his Travel Expenses Claim.
Me: Please see attached revised Travel Claims
for your kind reference.
Him: Pls advise the difference
from the 1st ver just for my info.
Me: I mistook the Cab plate no. as the
amount
Him: Hahahah …. So funny.
Muahahaha. Very silly right.
